Quote

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Watch
Late
Coming
Porn
Guy
Mummy
Home
Tonight
Drunk
Guys
Watches

More quotes by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Image
If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
I don't love you anymore, she whispered. I don't love you at all. His throat closed. It's all right, sweetheart. I love you enough for both of us.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
It must be hard being you,” she said. “Mr. Perfect on the outside. Dr. Evil on the inside.” “It’s not that hard. The rest of the world isn’t as insightful as you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except somehow he knew they smelled just like Lady Emma.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Be the best at what you're good at
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Before you lost your mind, how did you make a living? I was a hitman for the Mafia. Are you done crying yet? I wasn't crying! And I wish you were a hitman because, if I had money, I'd hire you right this minute to knock yourself off.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. Stop it, Kristy! You're overreacting! Let's talk about this. That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.” “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Cal ’s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. “My God! She’s on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she’sdumb as a post ! You arenot having your baby in this house! You’re having it at the county hospital!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Make-up? What happened? You look almost female. Thanks. You look almost straight.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Good news! she chirped. The doctor says this time it's triplets!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
You lit into me last night. You said what I did was stupid. - That's what my head said. But my heart... My stupid heart... Her voice broke. It was singing.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Image
Writing is hard for everybody except fools.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips