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She glared at him. You're doing it again. What? That thing that irritates me. Smiling? Yes. That.

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Irritates
Glared
Smiling
Thing

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