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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
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Cincinnati
Ohio
Everybody
Maguire
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I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that. -Bobby Tom
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Thanks to April,” she whispered, “you have the wedding you’ve dreamed about ever since you were a little girl.” Dean’s boom of laughter was one more reason she loved this man with all her heart.
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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
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A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.
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There you are, he said when she bobbed up. I was getting worried. What are you doing? Waiting till you're ready to drown. He smiled and eased back down on the seat. And then I'm going to save your life. Dan did it for Phoebe and I'm going to do it for you. Dan didn't try to murder her first! she screamed. I go the extra mil
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You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.
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In case you still haven't figured it out, he loves you. Your tiger will be back in the morning, and you can thank me anytime. Now, do I have to paint another picture for you, or do you think you can take it from here by yourself without screwing up?
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Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
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If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?
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Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
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You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.” “That’s not true,” he said tightly. “Torie can get me going.” “Torie doesn’t count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
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Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to be. Besides, people remember the villain long after they’ve forgotten the hero.
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I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.
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Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.
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Phoebe tapped the toe of her sneaker against the dock. “There’s only one good use for a man like Heath Champion.” “Here we go again,” Molly muttered. Phoebe’s lip curled. “Target practice.
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Writing is hard for everybody except fools.
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I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.
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Before you lost your mind, how did you make a living? I was a hitman for the Mafia. Are you done crying yet? I wasn't crying! And I wish you were a hitman because, if I had money, I'd hire you right this minute to knock yourself off.
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