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Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Cincinnati
Ohio
Maguire
Jerry
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Anything worth having is worth fighting for.
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Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
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ignore the pain, play through it.
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I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.
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She reached into the pocket of her dress and threw the small stack of bills at him. They fluttered to the ground like broken dreams. I hope you choke on every penny. Pick that up. She drew back her arm and slapped him as hard as she could.
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
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Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
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wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?' As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.
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A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.
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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
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Get inside before I spank you in public. There it was again, another of his maddening threats. Did that mean he wouldn't spank her if she did as he said or that he simply planned to spank her in private? She was still mulling over the whole unpleasant concept when he started the truck.
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You were the best birthday present I ever got. Thank you. I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it. All right. He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. Happy birthday, Rosebud.
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Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.
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She glared at him. You're doing it again. What? That thing that irritates me. Smiling? Yes. That.
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Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to be. Besides, people remember the villain long after they’ve forgotten the hero.
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Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.
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Be the best at what you're good at
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Everybody’s afraid of something.
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Cal ’s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. “My God! She’s on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she’sdumb as a post ! You arenot having your baby in this house! You’re having it at the county hospital!
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If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?
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