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Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Jerry
Hey
Everybody
Maguire

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I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband
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Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
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There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart
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Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense. Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion.
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Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
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Anything worth having is worth fighting for.
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She glared at him. You're doing it again. What? That thing that irritates me. Smiling? Yes. That.
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Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.
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If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?
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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
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I married a damned cereal killer
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They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough to leave on the counter. Tremaine punched Eddie in the shoulder. I told you it tasted weird. Eddie shrugged. Tasted okay to me.
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Everybody’s afraid of something.
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I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)
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Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.
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You were the best birthday present I ever got. Thank you. I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it. All right. He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. Happy birthday, Rosebud.
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I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.
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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
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Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people? I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.
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He shook his head. The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you I like yours and what do I hear? A long lists of grievances.
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