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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Tell
Fries
Meal
Meals
French
Anybody
Short
Happy

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