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Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
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Cincinnati
Ohio
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Get inside before I spank you in public. There it was again, another of his maddening threats. Did that mean he wouldn't spank her if she did as he said or that he simply planned to spank her in private? She was still mulling over the whole unpleasant concept when he started the truck.
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It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.
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Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.
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If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
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Everybody’s afraid of something.
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