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I married a damned cereal killer
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
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Cincinnati
Ohio
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
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I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you.
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She reached into the pocket of her dress and threw the small stack of bills at him. They fluttered to the ground like broken dreams. I hope you choke on every penny. Pick that up. She drew back her arm and slapped him as hard as she could.
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You were the best birthday present I ever got. Thank you. I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it. All right. He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. Happy birthday, Rosebud.
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Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.
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I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.
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I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.
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It must be hard being you,” she said. “Mr. Perfect on the outside. Dr. Evil on the inside.” “It’s not that hard. The rest of the world isn’t as insightful as you.
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For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except somehow he knew they smelled just like Lady Emma.
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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
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Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
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My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers.
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Who needs food? Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.
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When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.
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Just out of curiosity, sweetheart did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?
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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
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Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.
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Everybody’s afraid of something.
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