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I married a damned cereal killer

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Married
Cereal
Killer
Damned
Killers

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Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
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Good news! she chirped. The doctor says this time it's triplets!
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Be the best at what you're good at
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ignore the pain, play through it.
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Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
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No marshmallows. I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control? I'm sure it's just a fluke Doesn't make any difference whether it's a fluke or not. It shouldn't have happened. When a person buys a box of lucky charms he's got expectations
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Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.
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You lit into me last night. You said what I did was stupid. - That's what my head said. But my heart... My stupid heart... Her voice broke. It was singing.
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Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense. Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion.
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His pacing stopped. The mattress sighed as he sat on the edge. seconds ticked by before he spoke so softly she could barely hear. Sometimes I want to leave this town so bad I can taste it.
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Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to be. Besides, people remember the villain long after they’ve forgotten the hero.
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I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.
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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
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You were the best birthday present I ever got. Thank you. I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it. All right. He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. Happy birthday, Rosebud.
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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
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Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people? I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.
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She glared at him. You're doing it again. What? That thing that irritates me. Smiling? Yes. That.
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I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.
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Anything worth having is worth fighting for.
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