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I married a damned cereal killer

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Married
Cereal
Killer
Damned
Killers

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A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.
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No marshmallows. I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control? I'm sure it's just a fluke Doesn't make any difference whether it's a fluke or not. It shouldn't have happened. When a person buys a box of lucky charms he's got expectations
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Thanks to April,” she whispered, “you have the wedding you’ve dreamed about ever since you were a little girl.” Dean’s boom of laughter was one more reason she loved this man with all her heart.
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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
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Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to be. Besides, people remember the villain long after they’ve forgotten the hero.
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Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.
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ignore the pain, play through it.
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
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Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
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Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.
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Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.
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Who needs food? Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.
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When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.
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Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
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I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that. -Bobby Tom
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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
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Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.
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There you are, he said when she bobbed up. I was getting worried. What are you doing? Waiting till you're ready to drown. He smiled and eased back down on the seat. And then I'm going to save your life. Dan did it for Phoebe and I'm going to do it for you. Dan didn't try to murder her first! she screamed. I go the extra mil
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You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.
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It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.
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