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I married a damned cereal killer

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Cincinnati
Ohio
Married
Cereal
Killer
Damned
Killers

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