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This morning the electricity came on for a few minutes, and when it did, Jonny said, Hey, it's a black-on. This is what passes for humor around here.

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Susan Beth Pfeffer
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: February 17
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Science Fiction Writer
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New York City
New York
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Life catches you by surprise. It always does. But there's good mixed in with the bad. It's there. You just have to recognize it.
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If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.
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I thought about how unlikely it was I would ever meet any guy,fall in love, get married, have babies. Especially since I was going to spend the rest of my life in the cellar, where, in the not too distant future, I'd turn into a toadstool. I hoped I'd be the poisonous variety.
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We may not have a future, but you can't deny we have a past.
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But it's our curse and our blessing to remember the past and to know there's a future. —Charlie
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I hate the moon. I hate tides and earthquakes and volcanoes. I hate a world where things that have absolutely nothing to do with me can destroy my life and the lives of people I love.
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What about desserts? I asked. If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.
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Life's sloppy...You think you know how tomorrow's going to be, you've made your plans, everything is set in place, and then the unimaginable happens. Life catches you by surprise. It always does. But there's good mixed in with the bad. It's there. You just have to recognize it.
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Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.
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Great, the worlds coming to an end and we're fixing it with Band-Aids
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He taught me to trust in tomorrow.
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I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.
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When I'm in the water I feel as though nothing bad has happened. I think about the fish, how they don't know what's going on. Their world is unchanged. Actually it's probably better now to be a tuna or a sardine or a salmon. Less chance of ending up as somebody's lunch.
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Back in the time when life was easy, the Internet would have told me what I needed to know. The great thing about the Internet was it didn't care why you were asking.
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Nothing good happened to Romeo or Juliet.
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It wouldn't be New Year's without a resolution. I've resolved to take a moment every day for the rest of my life to appreciate what I have.
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What about desserts? I asked. If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies. We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end, Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure? Okay, we'll die fat, Mom said.
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Because if I let myself feel the pain and the anger, I think it might kill me. Or I might kill someone else. I know it's wrong to feel that way about God and I know its's wrong to not feel anything. I hate it. I don't hate God. I hate not loving Him.
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I'm 16 years old. Let me get my learner's permit first. then I'll worry about lifetime commitments
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