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Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.

Sue Townsend

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Sue Townsend
Age: 68 †
Born: 1946
Born: April 2
Died: 2014
Died: April 10
Journalist
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Leicester
England
Susan Lillian Townsend
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