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I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Stone Cold Steve Austin
Age: 59
Born: 1964
Born: December 18
Actor
Film Actor
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Voice Actor
Austin
Texas
The Ringmaster
Steve Austin
Steven James Williams
Steven James Anderson
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Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
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Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
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I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.
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Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!
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You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
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And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
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I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.
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Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world
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I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.
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Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
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I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.
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Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.
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That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.
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You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
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...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
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You want mercy? Take your ass to church!
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Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.
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McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
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