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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

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Stewart Francis
Age: 54
Comedian
Screenwriter
Television Actor
City of Toronto
Closer
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Standing
Gets
Wonder
Frisbee
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Wondering
Park
Parks

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