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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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