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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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