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Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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