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I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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