Quote

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

Steven Wright

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
Time
Distance
Walking
Within
Everything
Long

More quotes by Steven Wright

Image
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
Steven Wright
Image
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
Steven Wright
Image
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
Steven Wright
Image
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
Steven Wright
Image
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Steven Wright
Image
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Steven Wright
Image
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
Steven Wright
Image
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Steven Wright
Image
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.
Steven Wright
Image
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
Steven Wright
Image
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
Image
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.
Steven Wright
Image
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
Steven Wright
Image
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Steven Wright
Image
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Steven Wright
Image
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Steven Wright
Image
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright
Image
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Steven Wright
Image
My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
Steven Wright
Image
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright