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One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
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Television Actor
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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