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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
Heaven
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Hotter
Rises
Heat
Hell

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