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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism to steal from many is research.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
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I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
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