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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
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When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
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Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
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So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.
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You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
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I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
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You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
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They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
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I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
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