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I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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