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The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
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Television Actor
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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