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When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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Doe
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Erase
Pencils
Humor
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