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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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