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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.
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I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
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I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.
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If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
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I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
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I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday.
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
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You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.
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Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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What a nice night for an evening.
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I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
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I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, I think I might have written that.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
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