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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
Angry
Without
Sarcasm
Sarcastic
Depression
Psychological
Enthusiasm
Anger
Merely

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