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I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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