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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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Sponges
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Ocean
Humor
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