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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
Lost
Thought
Unfamiliar
Territory
Humor

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