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When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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