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I paint I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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Third
Creative
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Art
Drawing
Firsts
Changing
Realistically
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Grade
Thing
Paint
Grades
Guitar
Abstract
Comedy
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