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I paint I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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