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I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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