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One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
Charged
Street
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Streets
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