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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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