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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

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Steven Wright
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
Comedian
Film Director
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
Comedy
Escalator
Wonderful
Macy
Funny
Escalators
Girl
Buying
Putting
Mets
Clothes
Humor
Slinkies

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