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Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: December 6
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Steven Alexander Wright
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