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When man invented fire, he didn't say, Hey, let's cook. He said, Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.

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Steven Moffat
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: November 18
Executive Producer
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The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?' Amelia: 'Yeah...' The Doctor: 'Everything's going to be fine.
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Brainy's the new sexy.
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I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn't have to end. I hate endings!
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We're thrilled to have Maisie Williams joining us on Doctor Who. It's not possible to say too much about who or what she's playing, but she is going to challenge the Doctor in very unexpected ways. This time he might just be out of his depth, and we know Maisie is going to give him exactly the right sort of hell.
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Fascinatingly confident, rude people are great.
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I don't want to think that the stories are finite I want to feel that they can go on forever.
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The trouble with a series as it gets older is it can feel like a tradition, and tradition is the enemy of suspense, and it's the enemy of comedy. It's the enemy of everything, really. So you have to shake it up.
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We're all stories, in the end.
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An awful lot of storytelling isn't really about making people understand - it's about making people care.
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Time travel is always more magical somehow when you go into the past. Traveling into the future is something you do, every day. You're just not going to get very far. So, I rather like the past travel.
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I find it's bizarre that science fiction is the one branch of television to push the idea of strong female characters. And I only call it bizarre because strong women aren't fiction.
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Twins are under-represented in the media. Hamlet - never twins. Hamlet Twins Of Denmark. King And Queen Lear. It would work. Come on, more twins on television.
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I like that Helen Mirren has been saying the next doctor should be a woman. I would like to go on record and say that the Queen should be played by a man!
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Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you're busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.
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If you don't expect to like someone and then you do, that's an incredibly exciting moment.
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