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Always take a banana to a party.
Steven Moffat
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Steven Moffat
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: November 18
Executive Producer
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Teacher
Television Producer
Television Writer
Paisley
Renfrew
Steven William Moffat
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If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best.
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If you don't expect to like someone and then you do, that's an incredibly exciting moment.
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I can say with pride verging on smugness that I've got two very successful shows that assume their audience is very smart.
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