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In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.

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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
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Waco
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