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You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.

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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
Art Collector
Banjoist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Performing Artist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Waco
Texas
Steve Glenn Martin
Stephen Glenn Martin
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Towns
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It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick fix - because, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored.
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The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.
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I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.
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Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential with others she was realized.
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It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.
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I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.
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As a human being on Earth, you can't imagine friendship not being important in some other solar system or some other planet, or some other context of beings that are conscious. We even see it in animals. It is important for people on Earth to reach out or reach into someone.
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I loved to make people laugh in high school, and then I found I loved being on stage in front of people. I'm sure that's some kind of ego trip or a way to overcome shyness. I was very kind of shy and reserved, so there's a way to be on stage and be performing and balance your life out.
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In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.
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I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music.
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The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.
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I was not self-destructive, though I almost destroyed myself. In the end, I turned away from stand-up with a tired swivel of my head...
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What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.
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she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.
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My problem is that I don't get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure.
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Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You know, there's a moment when you're famous when it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And then there's a moment when you're famous just right.
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