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You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.

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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
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Waco
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What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.
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You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.
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The bluegrass community... can be very strict. I didn't know if I'd be welcomed into the bluegrass community or not, but I think they judge you very fairly... I felt really welcome.
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Lord loves a workin' man don't trust whitey
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To have someone play off and be with a band is more pleasurable.
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The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
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I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . . Put them on me.
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Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
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As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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