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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
Art Collector
Banjoist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Performing Artist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Waco
Texas
Steve Glenn Martin
Stephen Glenn Martin
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When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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