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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
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The Matisse seemed to respond to the decreasing light by increasing its own wattage. Every object in the room was drained of color, but the Matisse stood firm in the de-escalating illumination, its beauty turning functionality inside out, making itself a more practical and useful presence than anything else in sight.
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As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.
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