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. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . . Put them on me.

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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
Art Collector
Banjoist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Performing Artist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Waco
Texas
Steve Glenn Martin
Stephen Glenn Martin
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I always think back to my high school days and realize all the people who were so popular then are nowhere now and all the people who were steadfast and steady-going are somewhere. So high school doesn't necessarily translate to later in life.
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I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
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Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.
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Comedians don`t get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can`t really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance.
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I just don't identify myself with a place. I just don't get it. Like, why am I cheering for this town? Towns are good and bad but they don't have principles, constitutions. You wouldn't go to war for your town.
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I really enjoy the social aspects of music as much as anything.
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When you're touring and if you go to a party, there's automatically a celebrity-audience distance. It follows you around, especially when you're on the road in small towns. Any time there is awe, it gets very difficult to be normal, to be yourself. But I'm not saying that that's what made me the way I am. I've probably always been distant.
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To have someone play off and be with a band is more pleasurable.
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Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Being on Twitter is like having a fern.
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Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.
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I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.
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She was feeling her bohemian oats.
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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In a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.
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I like what a third man brings. A kind of oblique vision, seeing something in the material that you didn't know was there. As a comedian, I'm always listening to the audience. And in movies, sometimes the only audience you have is the producer and the director. I like having someone else's opinion, especially if you're on the same wavelength.
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