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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
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Waco
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I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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In a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.
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Only then does he realize what he has done to Mirabelle, how wanting a square inch of her and not all of her has damaged them both, and how he cannot justify his actions except that, well, it was life.
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We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.
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I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.
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