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Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.
Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
Art Collector
Banjoist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Performing Artist
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Screenwriter
Street Artist
Waco
Texas
Steve Glenn Martin
Stephen Glenn Martin
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Somewhere
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Doctor
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I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.
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. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . . Put them on me.
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I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.
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When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
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