Quote

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

Steve Martin

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
Art Collector
Banjoist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Performing Artist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Street Artist
Waco
Texas
Steve Glenn Martin
Stephen Glenn Martin
Doctors
Somewhere
Worst
World
Doctor

More quotes by Steve Martin

Image
The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures something about our past.
Steve Martin
Image
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it's going to work. And then you get the response. It's great when it's good.
Steve Martin
Image
Lord loves a workin' man don't trust whitey
Steve Martin
Image
It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched.
Steve Martin
Image
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
Image
I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.
Steve Martin
Image
College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.
Steve Martin
Image
I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
Steve Martin
Image
I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.
Steve Martin
Image
What means the most to me changes through the years. There was a time when movies meant the most. But when I'm concentrating on a project, that's what means the most to me.
Steve Martin
Image
With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.
Steve Martin
Image
I was very vulnerable to criticism for many years. I could read a bad review and remember it my whole life.
Steve Martin
Image
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
Steve Martin
Image
The overhead lights reflect in the glass countertop and mingle in the gray and black of the gloves, resulting in a mother-of-pearl swirl that sometimes sends Mirabelle into a shallow hypnotic dream.
Steve Martin
Image
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
Steve Martin
Image
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Image
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin
Image
I did a lot of things when I first started out. In order to be in show business, I juggled, I did magic tricks, cards tricks and I played the banjo.
Steve Martin
Image
Nothing I do is done by popular demand.
Steve Martin
Image
I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher Faire, and he taught me how to juggle. I used it in my comedy act for a while.
Steve Martin